Guy in a Punisher t-shirt makes a reference to Family Guy he then carefully explains. Guy in a Punisher t-shirt says it’s nice out: not too warm, not too cold. Adventure weather. Says your hair is giving “plant dad” but he’s not mad at it. Asks you if your dick is long enough for any curve to be noticeable, and then asks if you maybe have proof of curve on your phone.
Nice day. People out on the promenade sprint to and from the beach, alone or in groups, all hoping the surrounding world doesn’t make too much noise.
Guy in a Punisher t-shirt says he bought some thumb cuffs from an army/navy surplus store and tells you a story about getting stuck in a pair during college; you’d read the same story almost verbatim on Reddit about two weeks ago.
Guy in a Punisher t-shirt says he didn’t finish college but he could’ve if it weren’t for his mind undergoing a paradigm shift. Says you look younger than your age, stresses he doesn’t mean it in a weird way. Explains how the symbol on his t-shirt means different things to different people but he mostly likes it because it’s badass and because he got it free from a guy he met at a leather bar, or maybe not entirely free but it didn’t cost him money.
Guy in a Punisher t-shirt says, more than once, to relax because it’s not that deep. Says no actually you’re built like a Marine and asks if you’ve ever been in the military and asks you if you’ve ever thought about it and says he has a thing for men in uniform. Says to you, more than once, to just take the compliment.
Guy in a Punisher t-shirt says he can almost believe a good boy like you doesn’t possess even a single dick pic. Says you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Says there’s a lot of money in being brave but even more in being daring.
On the promenade when there’s a warm breeze whipping stiffer than expected and there’s a wave of people who clench and hunch for a second or two as if bracing for impact after the fact. It’s a day about which every other description comes second to sunny. A lot of guys’ shirts are already off. Some told you to take yours off and you laugh like it’s a funny joke.
Guy in a Punisher t-shirt asks you if you can come back to his place because he wants to try to get out of the thumb cuffs but he lives alone and what if he gets stuck?
Guy in a Punisher t-shirt says back at his place he has a copy of the ASVAB study prep book because he’s thinking about joining up to serve his (and your) country and because you already look like the type you could maybe take a practice test and see for yourself. Says, just going on vibes, he knows you’re a good student and have a big dick and it curves to the right.
I’ll give you five bucks to take your shirt off, one of the guys on the promenade says to you. You’re young, he says, shouldn’t take much money to pay you to do what’s right. The guy in the Punisher t-shirt came along and shooed him off and gave you five bucks he says isn’t attached to anything.
On the subreddit post about the thumb cuffs some people debated why they exist. Some people argued they’re just toys, others argued they just exist to make you feel helpless, which is why they don’t cost much and you can find them used.
On the promenade the wind dies down. You can tell even from a distance a lot of people are sweating. But the place only gets more crowded.
Guy in a Punisher t-shirt admits when he was at the army/navy surplus store he also bought a uniform and it doesn’t fit him but gives you permission to try it on and keep it if you want. Says it’s a gift. Asks you if you have anywhere else to go. Asks you if you’re brave and daring enough to earn a little bit of money and help him settle a bet.